he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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