just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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