i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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