If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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