the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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