You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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