i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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