i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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