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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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