he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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