Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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