we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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