She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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