white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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