The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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