Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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