I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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