Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
sex in a hospital.. check
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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