I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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