So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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