Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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