I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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