KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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