I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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