life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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