Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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