I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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