You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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