Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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