moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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