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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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