i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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