I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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