it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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