Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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