Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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