Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She announced her abortion via fbk
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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