I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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