I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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