Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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