Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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