so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
only if we run a train.
done.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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