we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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