i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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