Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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