Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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