I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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