hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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