i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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