Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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